
Guys. here's the deal. I am a vegetarian, doing my thing now what, six years? that seems a little much, idk. anywayyyyy, been doing some research online and here's the deal. vegetarians as a demographic have significantly lower levels of creatine in their bods. i don't like the sound of that, not one bit.
but according to one study i read about in which they gave the veg headz some creatine over a couple of weeks, it INCREASED THEIR MENTAL PERFORMANCE, EVEN RAISING THEIR IQS BY A QUANTIFIABLE AMOUNT. thus the dilemma. i like being smart, i want to be smarter. it's all i care about actually. i already started taking the omega-3 supplement cuz i heard that it can make you quicker, and now i just dont know, creatine's looking pretty boss. im going to make a pros and cons list to help me decide.
If i take creatine:
PRO: become smarter, possibly conquer world, at least pwn more noobz CON: turn into bro
PRO: increase my athletic performance and possibly fencing skrillz CON: lose cred
PRO: get really jacked CON: it will be because my muscles are full of water
PRO: counteract alzheimer's-causing chemicals in tofu CON: people will think im a bro
AS YOU CAN SEE, i'm in quite a pickle. i beseech you readers, should I start taking creatine??
will you still be friendz with me if i look like those guys at the top of this post? (just got macbook, couldnt figure out how to move the picture around)
Underneath that leafy veneer and behind all those tofu and eggplant clogged neuro-pathways beats the heart of a true Bromo sapien.
ReplyDelete