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SICK music blog (nat homer of vassar fame) which i will be contributing to occasionally. he's got the dls for lots of sweet old and new records, mostly extreme (electronica, metal, hardcore)

obama

a poem for obama

some people don't like him

(don't quite get it!)

kerry did the snowboard

but he was still a creaky old skeleton

obama is black

like my favorite musicians

and i have a feeling

that deep down he is a punk rocker

a bodysurfing chainsmoking punk rocker

fuck the system

obama is - fuck - just so...

...so

(ah...)

King of the ill

Adult swim has apparently picked up king of the hill for its hit-and-miss late night comedy lineup. Way to go, williams street! we at the heavy heavy monster sound smile upon this acquisition. king of the hill may not always be the most hilarious show, but the characters are really well-developed and its more rewarding than most of the original adult swim productions which try to pass off meaningless absurdity as comedy (i like superjail though).

king of the hill doesn't have a snowball's chance in hell of gaining a second wind the way that family guy did when it came to adult swim, not in the least because king of the hill had a very long and successful run with fox and mike judge has moved on to the big screen. all the same, i hope that adult swim viewers will at least tolerate it, as they did with futurama. 

this is my hope because king of the hill is all about tolerance. its about hank coming to terms with the cultural shifts of 1960s and accepting them even as they rock through the reactionary little town of arlen. i think this is the kind of drama america wants right now, as all the southern and middle-american republicans are trying to recover from the recent failure of reagan-era conservatism. and i want adult swim's audience of stoned slackers to better understand where these boring, bland, friendly white people are coming from, what kind of culture they have put together, and how seeds of open-mindedness are sewn here and there across their suburban lawns. we need a reconciliation in this country because our problems are gonna require working together. and texans work hard.

SHOULD I START TAKING CREATINE SUPPLEMENTS????

Guys. here's the deal. I am a vegetarian, doing my thing now what, six years? that seems a little much, idk. anywayyyyy, been doing some research online and here's the deal. vegetarians as a demographic have significantly lower levels of creatine in their bods. i don't like the sound of that, not one bit.

but according to one study i read about in which they gave the veg headz some creatine over a couple of weeks, it INCREASED THEIR MENTAL PERFORMANCE, EVEN RAISING THEIR IQS BY A QUANTIFIABLE AMOUNT. thus the dilemma. i like being smart, i want to be smarter. it's all i care about actually. i already started taking the omega-3 supplement cuz i heard that it can make you quicker, and now i just dont know, creatine's looking pretty boss. im going to make a pros and cons list to help me decide.

If i take creatine:

PRO: become smarter, possibly conquer world, at least pwn more noobz CON: turn into bro

PRO: increase my athletic performance and possibly fencing skrillz CON: lose cred

PRO: get really jacked CON: it will be because my muscles are full of water

PRO: counteract alzheimer's-causing chemicals in tofu CON: people will think im a bro

AS YOU CAN SEE, i'm in quite a pickle. i beseech you readers, should I start taking creatine??

will you still be friendz with me if i look like those guys at the top of this post? (just got macbook, couldnt figure out how to move the picture around)